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This is a blog post which has some quotes from the Cars films that have mentioning words having something to do with cars, and the names of stuff renamed in the Cars world. This also has what the quotes will be like if there was a world with humans and the Cars characters, especially in a universe with all real-life events and movie, video game and TV characters and the plots of the TV series, video games and movies.

Cars

Cars world World with humans and the Cars characters, including a world with real-life events and movie, video game and TV characters
I'm Bob Cutlass, here with my good friend, Darrell Cartrip. I'm Bob Costas, here with my good friend, Darrell Waltrip.
Bob, my oil pressure's through the roof right now. Bob, my blood pressure's really high right now.
You got more talent in one lug nut than a lot of cars has got in their whole body. You got more talent in one lug nut than a lot of humans and cars has got in their whole body.
I hate rusty cars. I hate rusty cars and dirty humans.
But remember, all that salt and grime can rust your bolts and freeze your... But remember, all that salt and grime can rust your bolts, affect your bones and muscles, and freeze your...
Well, you know. Race cars don't need headlights, because the track is always lit. Well, you know. Race car drivers don't need headlights, because the track is always lit.
A minivan? A minivan driver?
All those sleeping trucks. All those sleeping trucks and humans.
Folks around here are not firing on all cylinders, if you know what I mean. Folks around here are not working really well, if you know what I mean.
Tires. Tires and shoes.
I won't sell any...tires. I will lose everything! I won't sell any...tires, or shoes. I will lose everything!
I have gas. Lots of gas. I have gas. Lots of gas. And food and drinks.
And, Flo, what'll happen if nobody can come to your station to buy gas? And, Flo, what'll happen if nobody can come to your station to buy gas, food and drinks?
Without gas, we're done for! Without gas, food and drinks, we're done for!
Why the tires are here? Why the tires and shoes are here?
Do you know many Ferraris? Do you know many Ferrari drivers?
Luigi follow only the Ferraris. Luigi follow only the Ferrari drivers.
You know, we were headed over there for the Crazy Days, and we... You know, we were headed over there for the Derby Days, and we...
What you really need is the sweet taste of my homemade, organic fuel. What you really need is the sweet taste of my homemade, organic fuel and food.
It doesn't agree with my tank. It doesn't agree with my tank and stomach.
Finest fuel on Route 66! Finest fuel and drinks on Route 66!
And if you need tires, stop by Luigi's Casa Della Tires, home of the Leaning Tower of Tires. And if you need tires or shoes, stop by Luigi's Casa Della Tires, home of the Leaning Tower of Tires.
But you do need a paint job, man. Ramone will paint you up right. But you do need a paint job, man. And some clothes and makeup. Ramone will paint and dress you up right.
Meanwhile, Chick Hicks arrived in California and today became the first car to spend practice on the track. Meanwhile, Chick Hicks arrived in California and today became the first person to spend practice on the track.
My friend Guido, he dream to give a real race car a pit stop. My friend Guido, he dream to give a real race car driver a pit stop.
The motel is made out of caution cones, which, of course, cars usually try to avoid. The motel is made out of caution cones, which, of course, humans and cars usually try to avoid.
Tractor tippin's fun. Cow tippin's fun.
You just sneak up in front of 'em, and then honk. For humans, they just push. For cars, you just sneak up in front of 'em, and then honk.
I swear, tractors is so dumb! I swear, cows is so dumb!
No more medicated bumper ointment, no more rusty old cars. No more medicated bumper and rear ointment, no more rusty and dirty old cars and humans.
What's wrong with rusty old cars? What's wrong with rusty and dirty old cars and humans?
I don't mean you, Mater. I mean other old cars. I don't mean you, Mater. I mean other old cars and humans.
You know, some automotive yoga could really lower your RPMs, man. You know, some yoga could really lower your RPMs and heartbeats, man.
Don't you big-city race cars ever take a drive? Don't you big-city race car drivers ever take a drive?
Back then, cars came across the country a whole different way. Back then, humans and cars came across the country a whole different way.
Cars didn't drive on it to make great time. Humans and cars didn't drive on it to make great time.
I wasn't tractor tippin'! I wasn't cow tippin'!
Then where did all these gol-durn tractors come from?! Then where did all these gol-durn cows come from?!
Come here, little tractor. Come here. Yeah, that's a good tractor. Come here, little cow. Come here. Yeah, that's a good cow.
How could a car like you quit at the top of your game? How could a person like you quit at the top of your game?
This organic fuel is great. This organic fuel and food is great.
The oil companies got a grip on the government. The oil and food companies got a grip on the government.
Ladies and gentlecars, please welcome the new Lightning McQueen! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the new Lightning McQueen!
You are a sight for sore headlights! You are a sight for sore headlights and flashlights!
Get back, you oil-thirsty parasites! Get back, you oil and water-thirsty parasites!
There's a crowd of nearly 200,000 cars here at the Los Angeles International Speedway. There's a crowd of nearly 200,000 humans and cars here at the Los Angeles International Speedway.
He was so rusty when he drove down the street, buzzards used to circle the car! He was so rusty and dirty when he drove down the street, buzzards used to circle the car!
There is a real Michael Schumacher Ferrari in my store! A real Ferrari! There is a real Michael Schumacher in my store! A real Ferrari driver!
Whoever does the voice of that piggy truck, I'm tellin' ya, he's one great actor! Whoever does the voice of that piggy bank, I'm tellin' ya, he's one great actor!
Oh, that Abominable Snowplow is quite the comic thespian! Oh, that Abominable Snowman is quite the comic thespian!

Cars Toons

Cars world World with humans and the Cars characters, including a world with real-life events and movie, video game and TV characters
Ladies and gentlecars, Mater the Greater! Ladies and gentlemen, Mater the Greater!
You're the car! You're the man!
Hey, look. Bulldozers. Hey, look. Bulls.
I was a famous bulldozer fighter in Spain. I was a famous bullfighter in Spain.
Bulldozers all around me. Bulls all around me.
Well, try and tell that to them fancy bulldozers. Well, try and tell that to them fancy bulls.
Konbanwa, gentlecars. Konbanwa, gentlemen.
Check out the size of that monster truck! Check out the size of that big man!
I used to wrastle trucks bigger than that! I used to wrastle humans and trucks bigger than that!
Ladies and gentlecars, introducing the Tormentor! Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the Tormentor!
And the World Champion, Dr. Frankenwagon! And the World Champion, Dr. Frankenstein!
I became a genuine auto-naut. I became a genuine astronaut.
She's been carnapped! She's been kidnapped!
Do you know what happens to guys who shine their headlights in the wrong places? Do you know what happens to guys who shine their headlights and flashlights in the wrong places?
Stanley, the travelling radiator cap salesman. Stanley, the travelling cap and radiator cap salesman.
I've got small caps, large caps, all colors, all shapes, every make, every model. I've got small caps, large caps, all colors, all shapes, all styles, every make, every model.
There's a car down here that could really use a radiator cap! There's a person down here that could really use a radiator cap!
...and sell them radiator caps. ...and sell them caps.
...and then, I'll set you up with some radiator caps. ...and then, I'll set you up with some caps.
...and set up a radiator cap shop right here... ...and set up a cap and radiator cap shop right here...
You've gotta hang upside down, spin around, while you touch your tongue with your hood. You've gotta hang upside down, spin around, while you touch your tongue with your hood and nose.
...go left there at the tractors... ...go left there at the cows...
So, left of the tractors? So, left of the cows?
Now, I did tell them to turn left at the tractors, right? Now, I did tell them to turn left at the cows, right?

Cars 2

Cars world World with humans and the Cars characters, including a world with real-life events and movie, video game and TV characters
Too many cars here. Too many people here.
...in attempt to become the first car to circumnavigate the globe without GPS. ...in attempt to become the first person to circumnavigate the globe without GPS.
And those are strong words from a car that is so fragile. And those are strong words from a person that is so fragile.
Women respect a car that has-a nothing to hide. Women respect a person that has-a nothing to hide.
Ladies and gentlecars, Sir Miles Axlerod! Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Miles Axlerod!
You topped up a lot of cars last night. You topped up a lot of humans and cars last night.
I'm Brent Mustangburger, here with racing legends Darrell Cartrip and David Hobbscap. I'm Brent Musburger, here with racing legends Darrell Waltrip and David Hobbs.
This means that the LMP and formula cars should break out of the gate in spectacular fashion. This means that the LMP and formula cars and drivers should break out of the gate in spectacular fashion.
And with the series of technical turns throughout, GT and touring cars, like Spain's Miguel Camino, should make up some ground but I doubt it'll be enough to stop Francesco from absolutely running away with it. And with the series of technical turns throughout, GT and touring cars and drivers, like Spain's Miguel Camino, should make up some ground but I doubt it'll be enough to stop Francesco from absolutely running away with it.
Really, Darrell, I think you need to clean your windshield. Really, Darrell, I think you need to clean your eyes/face.
I know of a black-market parts dealer in Paris, a treacherous lowlife, but he's the only car in the world who can tell us whose engine this is. I know of a black-market parts dealer in Paris, a treacherous lowlife, but he's the only person in the world who can tell us whose engine this is.
Part for sale, monsieur. Monsieur, part for sale. Part and clothes for sale, monsieur. Monsieur, part and clothes for sale.
Headlights, monsieur? Headlights? Headlights and eyeballs, monsieur? Headlights or eyeballs?
I never liked new car smell. I never liked new person smell.
Um, there were Hugos and Trunkovs. Um, there were Yugos and Zaporozhets.
Is the Popemobile Catholic? Is the Pope Catholic?
Gremlin, Pacer, Hugo and Trunkov never get together, but they are having a secret meeting in two days. Gremlin, Pacer, Yugo and Zaporozhets never get together, but they are having a secret meeting in two days.
A Hugo being towed. A Yugo being towed.
A wise car hears one word and understands two. A wise person hears one word and understands two.
They fight over what Ferrari was the best Ferrari, which one of them looked more like a Ferrari. There were even some non-Ferrari fights. They fight over what Ferrari car and human was the best Ferrari car and human, which one of them looked more like a Ferrari car and human. There were even some non-Ferrari fights.
I'm wearing Materhosen. I'm wearing lederhosen.
I vant to siphon your gas! I want to suck your blood!
For famous race cars like Francesco and, well, you... For famous race car drivers like Francesco and, well, you...
Come on, fuzzy dice! Come on, dice!
The world turned their backs on cars like us. The world turned their backs on humans and cars like us.
They stopped manufacturing us, stopped making our parts. They stopped manufacturing and giving birth to us, stopped making our parts and clothes.
And we, the owners of the world's largest untapped oil reserve will become the most powerful cars in the world! And we, the owners of the world's largest untapped oil reserve will become the most powerful humans and cars in the world!
So hold your hoods high! So hold your hoods and heads high!
Where are all the other cars? Where are all the other racers?
I cannot, in good conscience, continue to risk the lives of any more racecars. I cannot, in good conscience, continue to risk the lives of any more racecar drivers.
...announcing that he will not require the cars to use Allinol for the final race. ...announcing that he will not require the humans and cars to use Allinol for the final race.
We're in London, Mater, inside Big Bentley. We're in London, Mater, inside Big Ben.
Somebody's been sabotagin' the racers and hurtin' the cars, and I know who. Somebody's been sabotagin' the racers and hurtin' the humans and cars, and I know who.
Rocket jets, flying spy cars. Rocket jets, flying spies.
Lightning McQueen is the luckiest car in the world. Lightning McQueen is the luckiest person in the world.

Video Games

Cars world World with humans and the Cars characters, including a world with real-life events and movie, video game and TV characters
Ladies and gentlecars, welcome to the Radiator Springs Grand Prix! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Radiator Springs Grand Prix!
And I saw some new cars hanging out at Flo's - maybe fans of yours looking for a race? And I saw some new people hanging out at Flo's - maybe fans of yours looking for a race?
Besides, they just don't let anybody with 4 wheels race for the Piston Cup you know... Besides, they just don't let anybody with 4 wheels and arms and legs race for the Piston Cup you know...
C'mon, let's go tractor tipping. C'mon, let's go cow tipping.
Wait a minute, you wanna go tractor tipping? Wait a minute, you wanna go cow tipping?
Me? Afraid of tractors? Me? Afraid of cows?
Darrell Cartrip here... Darrell Waltrip here...
Ladies and gentlecars, please give... Ladies and gentlemen, please give...
Yeah, I hate those little buggers too. Get all stuck in your grill... Yeah, I hate those little buggers too. Get all stuck in your mustache and grill...
You of all cars should know a thing'r 2 'bout speedin'. You of all humans and cars should know a thing'r 2 'bout speedin'.
Mater, if you realize of course, most cars do not do that on purpose. Mater, if you realize of course, most humans and cars do not do that on purpose.
Ladies and gentlecars, welcome back to Radiator Springs... Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Radiator Springs...
I race in Le Cars. One race lasts 24 hours. I race in Le Mans. One race lasts 24 hours.
There sure are a lot of tractors on the loose again! There sure are a lot of cows on the loose again!
Yeah, those tractors, you know, they're a lot smarter than they look... Yeah, those cows, you know, they're a lot smarter than they look...
I mean, I've never seen a tractor out of the gate before but... I mean, I've never seen a cow out of the gate before but...
I mean, if tractors could talk, I bet... I bet they'd thank us. I mean, if cows could talk, I bet... I bet they'd thank us.
Then, every car in the world... Then, every human and car in the world...
Everyone knows that nice cars finish last. Everyone knows that nice humans and cars finish last.
I was like talking about the Ghostlight, because it's about to shake the rust off your bumper, the dirt from your windshield, the holes from your carburetor! I was like talking about the Ghostlight, because it's about to shake the rust and dirt off your bumper and bottom, the dirt from your windshield and face, the holes from your carburetor and nose!
Bend your rims! Bend your elbows and rims!
For a car who doesn't race, you sure looked the part. For a person who doesn't race, you sure looked the part.
Well, that doesn't mean the cars at the Academy and I won't keep having fun trying to teach him. Well, that doesn't mean the humans and cars at the Academy and I won't keep having fun trying to teach him.
Bulldozers is even dumber than tractors. Bulls is even dumber than cows.
...without being bullied by the bulldozers. ...without being bullied by the bulls.
...sleeping tractors... ...sleeping cows...
Those cars don't even have the proper clearance. Those people don't even have the proper clearance.
It is time... to grab the bulldozer, by the horns... It is time... to grab the bull, by the horns...
Tractors is so dumb! Cows is so dumb!
You've angered the wrong automobile! You've angered the wrong person!
Send more attack cars! Send them all! Send more attack people! Send them all!
There's no end to my supply of attack cars! There's only end to you! There's no end to my supply of attack people! There's only end to you!
Come back when you've lost any parts. Come back when you've lost any parts or clothes.
You're doing very well...for a car who is not Francesco. You're doing very well...for a person who is not Francesco.
We mustn't let any ninja cars... We mustn't let any ninjas...
Ninja cars... Ninjas...
You mustn't let any ninja cars get in your way. You mustn't let any ninjas get in your way.
I want those cars eliminated! I want those spies eliminated!
What are you waiting for?! Stop those cars! What are you waiting for?! Stop those spies!
One of those tractors must have backfired and set the hay bales a-burnin'! One of those cows must have backfired and set the hay bales a-burnin'!
All the cool cars are doing double tricks! All the cool people are doing double tricks!
Aw man, I just saw the latest episode of "Detail My Dents", and it was all about tricked-out sedans! You gotta help give one of my customers a new custom color, so I can impress the producers! Give one of the cars a paint job. Aw man, I just saw the latest episode of "Detail My Dents and Scars", and it was all about tricked-out humans and sedans! You gotta help give one of my customers a new custom color or clothing, so I can impress the producers! Give one of the humans and cars a paint job or clothing.
It is what all the truly famous racecars are doing now. It is what all the truly famous racecars and drivers are doing now.
Hey, I just heard there's a new tow chain that lets you tow three cars at a time! Hey, I just heard there's a new tow chain that lets you tow three people at a time!
You mean like a big race invitational, with a grandstand full of spectators and banners everywhere, and Luigi offering a free admission with every tire purchase?! You mean like a big race invitational, with a grandstand full of spectators and banners everywhere, and Luigi offering a free admission with every tire and shoe purchase?!
I will invite the world's greatest racecars to the Radiator Springs International Race Invitational! I will invite the world's greatest racecars and drivers to the Radiator Springs International Race Invitational!
I'm tryin' out for this new reality show, "Detail My Dents", and I can't find my premium paint cans anywhere! I'm tryin' out for this new reality show, "Detail My Dents and Scars", and I can't find my premium paint cans and clothes anywhere!
I suggest you take a moment to surprise a few tractors. I suggest you take a moment to surprise a few cows.
It's from the girls I worked with back in my showcar days! It's from the girls I worked with back in my showgirl days!
Some of those hot rods stole the license plates from the side of Lizzie's Curios Shop and scattered 'em across the countryside. Some of those hot rods stole the license plates and badges from the side of Lizzie's Curios Shop and scattered 'em across the countryside.
Oh, I knew you'd find those license plates! Oh, I knew you'd find those license plates and badges!
Towing four cars at once is a little crazy, but we like crazy! Towing four people at once is a little crazy, but we like crazy!
Add another tow chain and you can tow two cars at once! Add another tow chain and you can tow two people at once!
Our oil is just as good! Our oil and drinks are just as good!
Mater is always talking about "tractor tipping." Mater is always talking about "cow tipping."

Note that I don't think the "car" words said by the Toy Box narrator in Disney Infinity would count because they said by the narrator, who is not in the game.

Other

Cars world World with humans and the Cars characters, including a world with real-life events and movie, video game and TV characters
...and all that was left were two out of state license plates. ...and all that was left were two out of state badges.
The one thing that angers the Ghostlight more than anything else is the sound of clanking metal. The one thing that angers the Ghostlight more than anything else is the sound of clanking metal and teeth.
Enjoy the sights here in London, such as Big Bentley. Enjoy the sights here in London, such as Big Ben.
I'm Brent Mustangburger, here with a look at the biggest racing event in history: the World Grand Prix! I'm Brent Musburger, here with a look at the biggest racing event in history: the World Grand Prix!
Little tractors? Dance! #Here we go, tractors... Little cows? Dance! #Here we go, cows...
Towin' in a Winter Wonderland! Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland!
Isn't that the monster that siphons your fuel? Isn't that the monster that sucks your blood?

Planes

Cars World World with humans and the Cars characters, including a world with real-life events and movie, video game and TV characters
They say he shot down 50 planes. They say he shot down 50 planes and pilots.
So, I heard you shot down 50 planes. So, I heard you shot down 50 planes and pilots.
Ladies and gentleplanes. Ladies and gentlemen.
Kindly direct your windscreens to the heavens above and give a warm welcome to our special guest. Kindly direct your windscreens and eyes to the heavens above and give a warm welcome to our special guest.
Man, you got to be the worst, I mean the worst delivery truck that has ever delivered a delivery! Man, you got to be the worst, I mean the worst delivery truck driver that has ever delivered a delivery!
Every plane for himself! Every person for himself!
Ratings will be through the roof! Ratings will be really high!
Hey, isn't that that monster that siphons fuel from small vehicles? Hey, isn't that that monster that sucks blood from small animals?
Hello, I'm Brent Mustangburger, and this is the flagship event of the world's fastest sport where only the best of the best compete. Hello, I'm Brent Musburger, and this is the flagship event of the world's fastest sport where only the best of the best compete.
Twenty-one planes selected. Twenty-one racers selected.
One of these planes is about to fly off into the pages of sports history and become a champion. One of these racers is about to fly off...
Every plane for himself, right? Every person for himself, right?
What's with all the tractors around here? What's with all the cows around here?
Many believe that we will be recycled as tractors. Many believe that we will be recycled as cows.
That was my skyPad, man! That was my iPad, man!
For flying out loud! For crying out loud!

Planes: Fire & Rescue

Cars world World with humans and the Cars characters, including a world with real-life events and movie, video game and TV characters
Pickup trucks! Pickup lines!
It takes a special kind of plane. It takes a special kind of plane and pilot.
There's gonna be a lot of VIPs. "Very Important Planes." There's gonna be a lot of VIPs. "Very Important People."
"Howard the Truck"? You invited me here to watch... "Howard the Duck"? You invited me here to watch...
And we've had a healthy increase in the number of red-propped balsa thrush. And we've had a healthy increase in the number of red-billed balsa thrush.
Hey! Boat Reynolds! Boat, loved you in Best Little Boathouse in Texas. Hey! Burt Reynolds! Burt, loved you in Best Little Boathouse in Texas.
A toast to Coyote. It was he who drove all day and all night to the base of Bright Mountain. With much difficulty, he climbed the mountain to obtain fire, and brought it down to the first vehicles. But in so doing, he burned his tires. And when Coyote saw his blackened tires, he thought they were his favorite snack, and he ate them! For he knew they were still full of life. And it was in this way, he let go of the old, and renewed himself like fire renews the earth. A toast to Coyote. It was he who walked all day and all night to the base of Bright Mountain. With much difficulty, he climbed the mountain to obtain fire, and brought it down to the first animals. But in so doing, he burned his feet. And when Coyote saw his blackened feet, he thought they were his favorite snack, and he ate them! For he knew they were still full of life. And it was in this way, he let go of the old, and renewed himself like fire renews the earth.
You had me up until the part where he eats his own tires. You had me up until the part where he eats his own feet.
Ladies and gentleplanes, turn your attention to the skies for today's featured aerial presentation. Ladies and gentlemen, turn your attention to the skies for today's featured aerial presentation.

What characters will still be cars and other vehicles in a world with humans and cars, especially in a world with real-life events and every entertainment

Many of the other characters would be humans and other normal versions, like the animals (don't know about Colossus XXL and Frank) and the real-life people like Darrell Waltrip, Bob Costas, Mario Andretti, Michael Schumacher, Jeff Gordon, Lewis Hamilton and others (don't know about Colin Cowling and Lofty Crofty if they are based on their voice actors).

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